The Time Out! Podcast #17 - Ebook Extravanganza

In this episode I cover:

Podioracket's anthology Glimpses is now available as an ebook on Amazon and Smashwords! This includes my short story Fleeting Time. And exclusively for Time Out! listeners promo code AW36V can be used on the Smashwords site to get this excellent collection of kick-butt stories for FREE. All I ask is that if you use this code that you take a few minutes and leave a review for the book on Amazon and Smashwords. 

In more ebook news the price of Borrowed Time has now been reduced to a measly 99 cents! Head to Amazon or Smashwords today to get your copy so you'll be ready for the advent of Stolen Time. Also please leave me a review on Amazon so we can build the buzz for this series.

Principle recording of for the Stolen Time podcast has been completed! Editing of the audio will take place during the rest of November and into December. Currently a January release is planned. Stay tuned for more details!

I also play the promo for Glimpses.


Run time: 10:35

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The Time Out! Podcast #16 - Stolen Time Sneak Peek

In this episode I cover:

• The latest Penslinger news
• My voice work on Flying Island Press' Treasure Island
• NaPodEdMo
• and a sneak peek at Chapter 1 of Stolen Time!

I also play the promo for Scott Sigler's GFL Series, an awesome YA sci-fi / football mash-up.




Run time: 16:13

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Talk Like A Pirate Day 2011

If you've been following me for a while you'll know one of my favorite days is September 19, which has been designated Talk Like A Pirate Day. Over the last few years I've taken this an excuse to come up with some bit of audio silliness, and this year is no exception! Click on the player or link below to hear me do a little Lady Gaga, pirate style in honor of the day. Enjoy!


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Run time: 6:30

 

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Yo ho ho ho
Yo ho ho ho

I am a pirate like they do on seven seas
Raid and pillage every village till me hold is full (I love it)
I wear me patch and pegleg and I really look the part
Best give me what I want or feel me cutlass though yer heart

Yo, ho ho, Yo, ho ho-O-o-o-o-o
I got a scar, brow to me chin
Yo, ho ho, Yo, ho ho-O-o-o-o-o
I got two legs, but only one shin

Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my
No, you can’t beat me pirate face
(He’s gonna get yer booty)
Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my
No you can’t beat me pirate face
(He’s gonna get yer booty)

P-p-p-pirate face, p-p-pirate face,
(Yo, ho, ho, ho)
P-p-p-pirate face, p-p-pirate face,
(Yo, ho, ho, ho)

I wanna drink some rum and sail the tranquil seas (Arr!)
A little pirating is fun when done with glee (I love it)
A pirate ship is not the same without yer chums
And when we raid your ship if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Yo, ho ho, Yo, ho ho-O-o-o-o-o
I got a scar, brow to me chin
Yo, ho ho, Yo, ho ho-O-o-o-o-o
I got two legs, but only one shin

Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my
No you can’t beat me pirate face
(He’s gonna get yer booty)
Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my
No you can’t beat me pirate face
(He’s gonna get yer booty)

P-p-p-pirate face, p-p-pirate face,
(Yo, ho, ho, ho)
P-p-p-pirate face, p-p-pirate face,
(Yo, ho, ho, ho)

When my ship’s on the horizon
Hear me cannon
Take yer plunder with the thunder
I’m not askin’ I’m just takin’ with my musket gunnin’
I’m a pirate and won’t deny it
I like to party with the wenches
I promise this, promise this
I’m a pirate and I’m made for this

Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my
No you can’t beat me pirate face
(He’s gonna get yer booty)
Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my
No you can’t beat me pirate face
(He’s gonna get yer booty)

<Repeat>

P-p-p-pirate face, p-p-pirate face,
(Yo, ho, ho, ho)

<Repeat>

A Word From You Means A Lot

A word from you means a lot... and I'm not just sucking up. Well, maybe a little bit. Because I'm standing here with my digital hat in hand, asking plaintively for your help. I'm working hard to transition my writing from a hobby to a revenue-generating venture, and in order for that to happen YOU are a vital ingredient.

What I ask is simple: if you have listened to the Borrowed Time podcast, or if you have read the ebook, please take a couple of minutes and leave me a review on Amazon. Even if you bought the ebook from some other store, a review on the Kindle store will attract the most attention. I'll even make it easy for you by providing the link to the book here.

Every review helps get the book get noticed, and a solid base of reviews on Borrowed Time will really help when Stolen Time hits the streets. Not only that, but you'll have my undying gratitude and respect. And you know you want that!